cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies

"Crusade is Sunk"

It's the story
of J.M. Straczynski
who's mistake is just believing what he's told,
"Make a sequel to B5
somewhat darker
and it's already sold"


It's the story
of a cable network
who suggested some changes of their own,
"We want more sex
and a lot of violence
or it will not be shown"


When the network heard he wouldn't make their changes
their commitment to the programme quickly shrunk
"13 shows,
and then Crusade is cancelled!"
That's the reason we all know Crusade is Sunk


Crusade is Sunk
Crusade is Sunk
That's the reason we know Crusade is Sunk