cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 111: "Raiding from the Tomb"


Echinemon:
It's called the Thigh Master, and I think what it could do for you is really exciting...


Debby_Elliot:
I see dead people


PantaRheu:
Didn't I tell you Star Tours was cool!


DNT1224:
"That the last time we ask kindergardeners to design our emblem"


Gammet:
"Captain, look, I don't care if you played Mike Brady! I'm here to talk about work!"


cScott:
"You know, if the voices in my head weren't telling me to kill you, I'd really like to go out with someone like you..."


Minarvia:
"Jeez, the IRS has really gone to extremes in getting people to paid taxes.


Elsewhere:
"In November of 1994, three filmmakers disappeared in the woods outside Burkittsville, Maryland..."


PantaRheu:
That's the biggest spring-roll I've ever seen!


Xaos:
The voice of Captain Kirk in his head even brought its own lighting


Echinemon:
What do you mean, "Vhere Vood I be if I Vere a reverse thruster contol"!!


Minarvia:
"Don't you wish everyone uses Dial?"


Captain_Spunky:
You know, Dureena, I may not be too Young anymore, but I'm certainly Restless. {slap} OUCH!


MrHand:
"IS THAT A TNT PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM, MISSY?"


Echinemon:
"Thank you for buying the MK-125 Tactical Nuclear Warhead. Please complete the enclosed warrenty regisration and questionaire to help us serve you better in the future."


Captain_Spunky:
You know, Matheson, I may not be too Young, but I'm certainly Rest... Ok guys, that is SO mature of you, writing my name above Eilerson's on the script!


Gammet:
"What are you talking about, Fry? Rings are stupid!"


cScott:
"So tell me, does that line EVER work?... I didn't think so..."


trurl:
Look, I can make a happy face with the shrimp for a mouth, water chestnuts for eyes, bok choy hair...


PantaRheu:
With all due respect, people are talking, and we really think it's time you came out of the cave.


Echinemon:
Cliffy, Norm, and Carla in Spaaaaaace


Minarvia:
"Give me the money!"


trurl:
.oO Mmmm. What is that scent she's wearing?


G'Kar_Junior:
"You are getting that ear pierced whether you like it or not!!"


babstarr:
"You know she married the last star of a Babylon5 show, so i think i have a chance."


Belgarath:
"... and you bleieved him when he said, "I love you."?


Xaos:
And now for the talent portion of Ms. Galactic Doctor... Dr. Chambers will sing "If Ya Wanna Be My Lover"


MrHand:
"If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better speaker! HA!"


Echinemon:
Could your repeat that Joan, some Vorlon keeps interrupting.


PantaRheu:
What do you think of my tambourine moves? Im audotioning for Susan Day's role in the New Partridge Family!


Delenn2258:
He's dead, Jim...er-r-r, Gideon!


PantaRheu:
Is my forehead too large?


Belgarath:
"I'm not sure? Should I bet my blouse or my pants? What do you think?"


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