Crusade Episode 108: "The War Zone is for Loading and Unloading Only"
cScott:
o/'"This Island Earth doesn't shine for me any more..."o/'
Belgarath:
If you are going to be in a Chorus Line you'll have to line up!
cScott:
Without warning, the crew's production of "Westside Story" turned ugly...
Thomas_Laurent:
Oh my god. How the hell did that Starbucks get in MY ship? There really ARE taking over the universe!
Matt&Genie_Hilton:
"Doesn't the wormhole look lovely from this port -- Oh, wait, wrong show!"
Minarvia:
"Can somebody plese get a tissue. I think that Earth has the flu."
Haeli:
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, the tale of a fateful trip..."
trurl:
"You talkin' to me?"
Symon_S:
Wheeee! A snowglobe! The best present a technomage can get!
StevePogo:
Stop or we'll shoot... again...
Joel_B:
Is this where I get my pineal gland implant?
TomR:
"Now THIS is what I call podrac-- oops. Wrong universe."
Gammet:
"Hey, look! Alien graffiti! Says 'For a really good time, call Torg at...'"
cScott:
Zardoz?!
Xaos:
The Drakh take a holiday by the old campfire
Belgarath:
Traffics looking tight on the Interstate 8950.
cScott:
"...and if you like home theatre, you're gonna love our new Guardian-of-Forever model..."
Joel_B:
Take that! Green Lantern!
StevePogo:
Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice
Belgarath:
"I don't care what it said on the restroom wall. I'm not that kinda girl!!!!"
Lori_Lum:
"...and we'll all come together in a better place..."
Lori_Lum:
"...the President trusted me, why can't you...oh, did I say that out loud?"
Belgarath:
"If your going to play the piano corectly, it takes practice, practice, practice."
Captain_Spunky:
"Hey buddy, you cut in front of me! Now who taught you how to drive? Janeway?"
Commander_Kern:
"..And soon, it will all be mine! Hahahahaha!!!"
Desscribe:
"Hey, don't you have a Dollman or Trancers sequel to do?"
Captain_Spunky:
"Oh no, it's the IRS again! Maude, get my gun!"
Gammet:
"Meanwhile, let's take a look at what's happening on Tatooine"
Joel_B:
I know I'm good looking, but do these pants make my butt look big?
Belgarath:
"Hello, I'm Larry and this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl."
Belgarath:
"Luke, I am your Uncle Bob. Come to the Drahk side."
Xaos:
Skeletor has to take whatever parts he can get since He-Man went off the air
Joel_B:
Guaranteed to cure all hemorrhoids, or your monetary units back.
Captain_Spunky:
"Trick or treat, Smell my feet, Give me somethin' good to eat..."
TomR:
"Open the pod bay doors, Galen."
TomR:
"...Janet... Miss Jackson if you're nasty...."
cScott:
Hours later, we still couldn't figure out how to turn off the fog machine...
Fury459:
CAN I LOOK ANY MORE VACANT?