cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 104: "Visitors from Down the Street and Across the Lane"


NorthStar:
"Unlike you, I don't have any work after this, so I am milking every second that I have."


cScott:
"Excalibur... This is the Jupiter 2 requesting assistance..."


Xaos:
In a surprising turn of events, maintenance bots handle a piece of alien technoology and are in no way harmed or damaged by it.


Inquisitor:
"Take us to your hairdresser. Now!"


Minarvia:
He got him held up by a breedstick.


Delta_Dave:
"Whaddaya mean I don't look mean enough? I'll show you mean!"


Xaos:
Our world is... very noir.


Inquisitor:
"Sometimes I wish I was born rich instead of good looking."


Minarvia:
Six Flags Over Area 51.


AGAMEMN0N1:
"I think I've seen this episode before...."


Delta_Dave:
"The alien's disguises were nearly perfect, the clothes would have fooled everyone. But they forgot one little tiny detail..............."


Echinemon:
Strange... this photo appears to have been taken before president Quayle was added to Mount Rushmore.


Delta_Dave:
Here we see an alien, pretending to be a human, pretending to be an alien. Writer must have been a "Victor, Victoria" fan!


Minarvia:
What? He isn't use is glowing in dark lunch box to help him.


Wardogg26:
"Here we see the Excalibur in its second stage of maturity."


Inquisitor:
"Although the crew could hardly believe it, Strom Thurmond was still alive, and still in politics."


NorthStar:
"Captain, let me. It is to your right, then to your left, and then you turn around. Got it?"


AGAMEMN0N1:
"Pop quiz hotshot...."


Minarvia:
"So what color do you think would go better, Ruby or Rose?"


trurl:
o/` Row, row, row your boat... okay Kendarr, you come in here...


AGAMEMN0N1:
"<sniff, sniff> Ewww....Nice going, Captain."
"Matheson, why don't you just take a long walk out a short airlock...."


AGAMEMN0N1:
"This is an Auricon EF-7, the most powerful PPG in the galaxy--it'll blow your head clean off...you must be wondering, did I fire five rounds or six? You've gotta ask yourself "do I feel lucky?" Well, do you, punk?"


Inquisitor:
"The aliens discovered the hard way that this was the wrong place to wait for the subway."


Echinemon:
With only 2 episodes to go, the alien costume designers decided to punt.


Elsewhere:
"The truth, Agent Mulder? HA!"


Wardogg26:
"What do you mean, smoking causes lung cancer? I got six lungs to spare!"


Delta_Dave:
"If you don't tell us the loctaion of the rebel base we will test the destructive power of this ship on your home planet of Aalderaan.............."


SJH682452:
"The crew of the Excalibur sends its party invitations, with disastrous results"


Delta_Dave:
Gideon working on his "Captain Kirk" pose.


Delta_Dave:
The "Hawaiian Shirt" party Gideon planned was a big flop.


Gammet:
"Captain, how many times do we have to tell you? No more Mike Brady stuff!"


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