cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 103: "Erasing the Nightmare"


Claudia_Stephens:
I tell you, rock beats scissors every time. We can do it again if you like.


G'Kar_Junior:
Draw.


Minarvia:
Any second now, Bruce Wills with his taxi cab will come zooning by.


cScott:
Bumper Sticker: "My other car is a starship!"


Xaos:
To find a cure, the Excalibur traveled to the Planet of Endless Phallic Symbols


Xaos:
Max got a tawdry thrill from leaving graffiti: For a good time, call Dureena


Delta_Dave:
"So, lemme get this straight: You bounce the ball, and try to pick up the jacks beofre it falls?"


Xaos:
Why does it say "Bishop wuz here" all over these tubes?


Minarvia:
"That biggest Hot Tub I've seen."


Gammet:
"What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Um, your nipple's showing"


TomR:
"This TNT Presentation of Crusade is brought to yoou by Sheik."


trurl:
"I'm ready for my James Dean shot, Mr. DeMille."


Minarvia:
Will Smith made this look so easy.


Wardogg26:
Those dagnabit kids with their expensive neutron fire crackers!


Xaos:
No, from now one you are to refer to this as "The Gideon Maneuver." Who is this Picard jerk anyway?


delta_dave:
"my,my captain! you really shouldn't let your crew put such smut up on the viewscreen! Rather distracting, i should say...."


trurl:
.oO Why is there always some weirdo on the bus when I get on?


trurl:
I *told* you not to put all your hotels on Boardwalk, dummy!


Xaos:
JMS: What? Lucas digitally edited actor's performances? Hmmm, I have to one up him somehow...


Minarvia:
"Taxi!"


Wardogg26:
Hey That Tickles!


Xaos:
The day they scrapped all the Crusade ship models was a sad one...


cScott:
"This was installed by the decorators. It doesn't seem to mean anything, but the colours are fantastic!"


Minarvia:
"We are the Borg. Your technology unquiness will be added to our own.."


Xaos:
The attack craft from Independence Day fell on hard times after the movie.


Wardogg26:
"We'll show those Imperial scum what we X wings are made off!"


Minarvia:
"Captain do you have extra $0.50, I need so I can contiune on this level."


TomR:
"If we have anything, we'll call you back. NEXT!"


Xaos:
Gideon replied, "You're so transparent! I can see right through you!"


Minarvia:
"Hey you are in my sun!"


Inquisitor:
The sale at the fuel depot wasn't such a bargain after all.


delta_dave:
eilerson seems to be winning the stare-down contest with gideon


Echinemon:
Initiate "Picard Manover", shields and weapons down. We don't want to appear threatening. Ha Ha, Just kidding! Shoot 'em.


Echinemon:
It's not a bald spot! This is my portable crop circle!


cScott:
For the first few weeks after giving birth, Excaliburs keep their young close by...


Minarvia:
"You have to forgive us, if we are in a rush, but we are double park, you can take a look at the pervious scene."


Wardogg26:
"You are here."


babstarr:
How many times do I have to tell you Durrenam you won't will that Delenn look-alike contes until you geta bone.


Xaos:
Captain Gideon always lived in fear of his first officer finding his porn stash.


Minarvia:
"So that what was blocking the Hubble telescope."


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