cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies

"I Don't Like Mundanes"

by the Boomtown Teeps

The Shakespeare quotes in Byron's head
Get switched to overload,
And nobody's gonna get away today,
Until his parables are told,
And Lyta doesn't understand them,
She thought the Vorlons were long gone,
And she can see no reason
Till it's open season
You would think by now she would have known,

Tell me why
"I don't like Mundanes".
Tell me why
"I don't like Mundanes".
Tell me why
"I don't like Mundanes".
I want to start
A psi-goth town.

Bester's PsiCorps pin is kept so clean
As he hunts for the telepaths,
And Garibaldi's shocked,
Lochley's world is rocked,
And she won't let him
Kick Bester's ass
But he crashes in so she punches him,
And he just won't stop so she locks him up,
And he can see no reasons,
But she has her reasons,
Why he can't take Bester down

Tell me why
"I don't like Mundanes".
Tell me why
"I don't like Mundanes".
Tell me why
"I don't like Mundanes".
I want to start
A psi-goth town.

All the singing's stopped in the teep town now
Cos Bester's bloodhounds caught them all
And the transport's leaving so they'd best start believing
That PsiCorps has got big plans for them,
But they'll be detained
Lochley then explains
Due to problems with their quarantine
And Bester sees no reasons
Though there must be reasons  
Since he can't come back for 60 days 

Tell me why
"I don't like Mundanes".
Tell me why
"I don't like Mundanes".
Tell me why
"I don't like Mundanes".
I want to start
A psi-goth town.

from Episode 507: "Strained Relations"