Here come the Narns with Bats It's the N.B.S. Uh, here come the N.B.S. Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats) They make sure you remember Now now now The good guys carry bats remember that Just in case you're reading news one day and hear *THWACK*THWACK* There's no return address...N.B.S. Means that the pun was bad, there's no contest So don't groan Think that was bad? It goes on With jokes in the rec newsgroup zone Stuff of legends just a rumour Guard against really bad Internet humour But though we ain't in no net database We stay on the case From us there's No Hiding Place Post something strange? Watch your back Cause you never quite know where the N.B.S. is at Uh and... Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats) Internet defenders (uh uh, uh oh, oh oh) Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats) They make sure you remember (make sure you remember) Uh uh, uh uh, now Now from a message '94 I think They were created, (blink blink then a wink wink) Messages loom, it's our impending doom But then it's *BOOM* and Narns fill the room up Through locution, their retrobution is Like E-Muggers, with their "Sluggers" Painful homilies bring you to your knees It's the N.B.S. Can I please It's what they say that's the way they earn it Ya know what I mean I say until they learn it, we turn it on 'em We're your first, last and only line of defense Against the worst jokes on the Internet So don't fear us, cheer us If you ever get near us, don't jeer us We're fearless N.B.S. wielding their baseball bats Now who is that? Narns with Bats. The Narns with Bats The Narns with Bats Let me see ya just swing it with me Just swing with me Just swing it with me c'mon Let me see ya go *WHAM* with me Go *WHAM* with me Go *WHAM* with me c'mon Let me see ya try a *THWACK* with me Just *THWACK* with me Try a *THWACK* with me c'mon And make your bat work Now swing Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats, yeah) Internet defenders (oh oh, ooh ooh, oooh) Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats) They make sure you remember (no, no oh) Alright check it Let me tell you this in closing I know we might seem imposing But trust me it's not that we demand perfection What we do is for your own protection Cuz we see puns that should not be told And we hear some jokes that are pretty old But before you laugh Remember Refa's trap Watch out for those Narn dudes Cuz that's the Narns with That's the Narns with... Here come the Narns with Bats (here they come) Internet defenders (internet defenders) Here come the Narns with Bats (oh, here they come) They make sure you remember (make sure you remember) Here come the Narns with Bats (oh, here they come) Internet defenders (oh oh, oh oh, oh oh) Here come the Narns with Bats They make sure you remember
from Episode 320: "Caught Between a Rock and a Hiding Place"
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