Crusade Episode 113: "Disappearances and Other Defeats"
Echinemon:
"B5 Crusade", Available for Nintendo 64 in September
Gammet:
"I'm thinking... pastels"
Xaos:
Whoa, Kyle Maclachlan has *really* let himself go since Showgirls
G'Kar_Junior:
The space dung beetle makes its habitat ...
Xaos:
"And don't come back!"
Delta_Dave:
"Man, it looks like they had SOME party here........"
Inquisitor:
On the set of 'Zombie Night Fever.'
Wardogg26:
"Hey, who ever said don't trust little green men, eh?"
Minarvia:
"So this is what a mouse dose."
Minarvia:
"Reach out and touch someone."
Katie_Dianna:
"How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not as easy as Lochley!"
cScott:
::Please insert your original Windows 2259 media::
Gammet:
"Egads! She's been possessed by Spock!"
TomR:
"Psst.... what the cheat code for Solitare?"
Minariva:
It look like not even the Excalibur is safe from street gangs.
G'Kar_Junior:
"I think we've got it here somewhere. Let's see ... size 36 ... evil alien body snatcher style ..."
Elsewhere:
"Wait, stop, I think I'm having a vision...I see...some kind of bone formation...and something really hot...oh my God, in a previous life I was...!"
Xaos:
"You look tense. How about a massage?" *porn music starts*
Minarvia:
"This is my Apple Computer!"
Inquisitor:
"Just a minute. I've almost got the high score."
Xaos:
"And if you do not watch every episode of Twin Peaks consecutively, I will begin killing hostages!"
Delta_Dave:
Considering his vast experience with being an ass, Dr. Chambers consults Eilerson on a crewman's particularly bad case of hemmeroids.
cScott:
Mere moments after referring to the crew as 'idiots', he had the unnerving feeling that they were all standing behind him...
Galen's_Snowglobe:
Has anyone ever told you that you have exquisite ears?
Inquisitor:
Unfortunately the latest charitable campaign, 'Hands Across the Galaxy' was a dismal failure.
Delta_Dave:
"Well, it plumbing problems started here when your toilet backed up, Captain. Please try to use less toilet paper."
Minarvia:
"I love you, you love me. We are all a happy family with a big hug and kiss to you and me.."
Captain_Spunky:
"You see Dr. Floyd, you must leave. Something's going to happen. Something wonderful."
TomR:
"Pull my finge-- I mean, shake my hand."
Gammet:
"Ooooops. Did I fart again?"
Wardogg26:
"This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Reach out and touch someone', doesn't it?"
Minarvia:
This what happens when you flim with vasaline on the lens.
Minarvia:
Six Mouths later they found that with their engines at full they only move the thing about two feet.
Echinemon:
Now for tomorrows brainstorming session I'll need some bottles, some rocks, and of course lots of doughnuts... sorted by type.
Xaos:
"Do the words 'personal space' carry any meaning for you?"
AGAMEMN0N1:
"Hello? I'm up here, not down there."
"Huh?"
Elsewhere:
"Since then I've quit and become the spokesman for the Ab Roller..."