cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 113: "Disappearances and Other Defeats"


Echinemon:
"B5 Crusade", Available for Nintendo 64 in September


Gammet:
"I'm thinking... pastels"


Xaos:
Whoa, Kyle Maclachlan has *really* let himself go since Showgirls


G'Kar_Junior:
The space dung beetle makes its habitat ...


Xaos:
"And don't come back!"


Delta_Dave:
"Man, it looks like they had SOME party here........"


Inquisitor:
On the set of 'Zombie Night Fever.'


Wardogg26:
"Hey, who ever said don't trust little green men, eh?"


Minarvia:
"So this is what a mouse dose."


Minarvia:
"Reach out and touch someone."


Katie_Dianna:
"How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not as easy as Lochley!"


cScott:
::Please insert your original Windows 2259 media::


Gammet:
"Egads! She's been possessed by Spock!"


TomR:
"Psst.... what the cheat code for Solitare?"


Minariva:
It look like not even the Excalibur is safe from street gangs.


G'Kar_Junior:
"I think we've got it here somewhere. Let's see ... size 36 ... evil alien body snatcher style ..."


Elsewhere:
"Wait, stop, I think I'm having a vision...I see...some kind of bone formation...and something really hot...oh my God, in a previous life I was...!"


Xaos:
"You look tense. How about a massage?" *porn music starts*


Minarvia:
"This is my Apple Computer!"


Inquisitor:
"Just a minute. I've almost got the high score."


Xaos:
"And if you do not watch every episode of Twin Peaks consecutively, I will begin killing hostages!"


Delta_Dave:
Considering his vast experience with being an ass, Dr. Chambers consults Eilerson on a crewman's particularly bad case of hemmeroids.


cScott:
Mere moments after referring to the crew as 'idiots', he had the unnerving feeling that they were all standing behind him...


Galen's_Snowglobe:
Has anyone ever told you that you have exquisite ears?


Inquisitor:
Unfortunately the latest charitable campaign, 'Hands Across the Galaxy' was a dismal failure.


Delta_Dave:
"Well, it plumbing problems started here when your toilet backed up, Captain. Please try to use less toilet paper."


Minarvia:
"I love you, you love me. We are all a happy family with a big hug and kiss to you and me.."


Captain_Spunky:
"You see Dr. Floyd, you must leave. Something's going to happen. Something wonderful."


TomR:
"Pull my finge-- I mean, shake my hand."


Gammet:
"Ooooops. Did I fart again?"


Wardogg26:
"This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Reach out and touch someone', doesn't it?"


Minarvia:
This what happens when you flim with vasaline on the lens.


Minarvia:
Six Mouths later they found that with their engines at full they only move the thing about two feet.


Echinemon:
Now for tomorrows brainstorming session I'll need some bottles, some rocks, and of course lots of doughnuts... sorted by type.


Xaos:
"Do the words 'personal space' carry any meaning for you?"


AGAMEMN0N1:
"Hello? I'm up here, not down there."
"Huh?"


Elsewhere:
"Since then I've quit and become the spokesman for the Ab Roller..."


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