cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 112: "The Rules of the Gaim"


G'Kar_Junior:
It was 9:30 in the morning of the Third Age of Mankind ...


Echinemon:
I always wanted a cool nickname like 'Indy'...too bad I'm from Louisiana.


Inquisitor:
"I'll take 'Clues' for $200, Alex."


Gammet:
"Can I go out with her daddy? Please?"


cScott:
"Are you SURE that the human term 'butt-head' is a compliment?"


Captain_Spunky:
"Here we see an example of an Excalibur in it's natural habitat, stalking it's natural prey: a Babylon 5 space station..."


Galen's_Snowglobe:
Oh, this uniform is giving me a killer wedgie... could you help me out, Lizzie?


trurl:
... and you were always off on some old planetary dig when it was time to clean the cat box...


G'Kar_Junior:
"Hold still. There's an incredibly poisonous Zagnabian beetle on your arm. If I spit just right I think I can take it out ..."


G'Kar_Junior:
«Imperial Probe Droid X-J9387 reporting no unusual activity in this sector. Over»


Xaos:
The little ball from Phantasm is all grown up now


Xaos:
Even 300 years later, people are still trying to work the Marilyn Manson look


TomR:
"Word to your homeworld!"


Echinemon:
The 'Tammy Fae Baker kevlar and pop rivet makeup kit' is now available at all Walgreens, K-Mart ...


Wardogg26:
"Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, your my only hope...."


Minarvia:
"I wish I could get all e-mail you do."


MrHand:
"I will give you your mojo back....for one meelleon doll-ars!"


Wardogg26:
"Beats me. I found him like this a week ago."


Minarvia:
"Hey! You got caramel all over the lens!"


G'Kar_Junior:
Act now and you also get Lee Press-on Stigmata®, free!!!!


Minarvia:
"What dose this button do? OWW! That smarts."


Xaos:
"Excuse me, there's a fly in my flarn."


Elsewhere:
"Do you see a sign on my door that says, 'Dead Drazi Storage?' Do you? 'Cause I don't see no sign that says 'Dead Drazi Storage' on my door..."


Inquisitor:
"This time I get to be Tarzan. I'm the man after all."


Claudia_Stephens:
Can I have your autograph? I'm a big fan..


Xaos:
"I realize that this is a rather extreme method for arranging a menage a trois..."


Minarvia:
"Crusade's atemped to do River Dance went horrable wrong."


cScott:
"Oh my God, No! This is Horrible!... This will clash with every accessory I own!...!"


Inquisitor:
"Now I understand what that wrestler Sable has been going through."


trurl:
.oO Now I know why they call this "sucking face."


Echinemon:
Wow! you're even better looking than your holobrothel sim. OWW! What? What? Can't you take a compliment?


delta_dave:
"..OH, AND I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF A JERK I THINK YOUR EX IS! WHERE IS HE BY THE WAY?"


Delta_Dave:
"See? No funny cheap little red thing left over from "Logan's Run" glued to my hands. I mean you no harm."


trurl:
Of COURSE I still respect you! How about tonight?


TomR:
"She goes all the way to Geneva and vists the ISA Shrine to Mister Kitty, and all I get is a lousy postcard??"


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