cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 110: "Patents of the Solstice"


StevePogo:
This is the worst porno I have ever seen!


Xaos:
Look, just because I'm on a webcam don't think I'm going to touch myself for your edification


G'Kar_Junior:
"WHAT did you say that reminded you of, Lieutenant Freud?"


Gammet:
"Attack of the Rock People", on at 11 after Crusade.


cScott:
"I'm sorry Captain, but you have to follow the Designated Smoking Area rules, just like everyone else..."


Joel_B:
I'm here to audition for the Backstreet Boys!


Xaos:
Dureena is shocked to see how Pippi Longstocking has let herself go


Minarvia:
"What this green liquid coming out of you?"


Gammet:
"...but honestly, Captain, do these glasses make my nose look big?"


Xaos:
Look! A whole new species to exploit!


cScott:
"Back to your room?... to see your etchings?... I don't THINK so."


StevePogo:
"Well, after Deep Space 9 was cancelled, I pretty much needed the work, so here I am."


Minarvia:
"Road Rage!"


Xaos:
Sorry... thought you were Narns...


cScott:
.oO("I knew I should've thought twice before going into the Pak'Ma'Ra food service industry...")


G'Kar_Junior:
"That accident of Beta Praxilon 3 left my fingernails extreeeeemly rubbery. See how far I can pull this one?"


Delta_Dave:
" Yeah, so I'm a little taller than most women. So what?"


Gammet:
"What the hell is she doing checking her watch at a time like this?"


Xaos:
Hey, it doesn't list his appearances on the X-Files on this bio! What the hell?


Capt._Nigel_Kellar:
"Oh god! We're wearing the same outfits to the prom!"


Minarvia:
This is yet another famous Yawn shot of Captain Gideon.


Flyingsquirrels:
Still can't get that cable descrambler to work!


Speed_Mismatch:
TNT Man! Able to cancel quality programming in a single bound!


G'Kar_Junior:
"Oh great. 20 gagillion square kilometers of space, and *I* run into the goal posts..."


Echinemon:
The doctors changed us. I got enhanced strength, Carl got enhanced speed, and Timmy... well we call him Tripod now.


trurl:
Naw, I think Deathstar at Six Flags is better than this.


Wardogg26:
Nice ass....uh, Did i say that out loud?


StevePogo:
"Well, according to my medical scanners, you are suffering from Vogue Syndrome."


Minarvia:
"Ops! I wipe out my ID again. I hate when I do that!"

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