cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 109: "The Pathosaurus"


Minarvia:
"Spider Man, Spider Man, can do anything that I spider can do."


Vorlon:
"Just pitch the ball, Galen. No contact-juggling."


cScott:
"Hey, did you guys try pushing this big green button marked 'OPEN'?"


babstarr:
"Galen, I think your snow globe got filled with heliun"


Vorlon:
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!"


G'Kar_Junior:
"OK, if I hold my hand like this, you can see it looks like the shape of ...
well, shoot, that one doesn't look like anything."


Vorlon:
That's gonna leave a mark.


Delenn2258:
My parents went to Babylon 5 and all I got was this snowglobe!


babstarr:
"Hi, I'm Lt. Matheson, you may remember me from such..."


flyingsquirrels:
Please stand behind the yellow line.


Gammet:
"Hey, is he looking at us? ::waves::"


Vorlon:
"Hello Terran. Where are the other Protoss?"


flyingsquirrels:
It's the only way we can protect ourselves from second-hand smoke.


Johnny:
"What do you mean "the war is over"?"


Xaos:
Sheridan made this crap look so easy


Minarvia:
"I said, 'Just a little off of the top'! Well that what you get when you work with Shadows."


Minarvia:
"Man, those insects are big this time of year."


Xaos:
Wow! I'm being picked up by the Batplane!


Gammet:
"Booooo... I'm the creepy floating head... booo..."


cScott:
"Who are you? What do you want? Why are you here? Where are you going?... How many First Ones does it take to screw in a light bulb?"


Vorlon:
"That's not normal behaviour for living room furniture."


MrHand:
"Toke, toke, pass, man! Yer screwing up the rotation!"


cScott:
"So tell me... Why do you want to work for the Intergalactic Evil Empire?"


StevePogo:
"Now just relax this won't hurt a bit. Of course I mean it won't hurt me a bit. It'll be very painful for you."


Vorlon:
"Grounded? For a whole WEEK?"


cScott:
.oO("Obey... or betray Psi Corps... Obey... or betray Psi Corps... I just can't decide!")


Gammet:
"Tell me, do you find me attractive?"


Koshie:
"KOSH! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE YOUR LITTLE SISTER AT HOME! I SWEAR, SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU, BLOWING EVERYONE THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE UP! SHEESH!"


Tinplate:
"Hey, this gas is making me feel kinda funny!"


Captain_Spunky:
"Wow, when I look at my reflection on this thing, my eyes look really big!"


Joel_B:
You're sleepy....
Very...sleepy.....


Joel_B:
When you wake up, you'll remember nothing.
Absolutely nothing.


cScott:
.oO("Ooooh... That is the biggest snowglobe I've ever seen...")


cScott:
"Look Galen, if you can't use a regular baseball like everyone else, you can't play..."


Vorlon:
"Where am I"
"In The Village."


Delenn2258:
My snowglobe is bigger than your snowglobe.


cScott:
"Yeah... It's these big ear-like things. They really hurt... Can you do anything?"


Marisol:
I can't believe they want that much to hem my cape!!


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