Crusade Episode 107: "The Wrong Road"
Claudia_Stephens:
Warning....Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear...
LOTDW:
...who would've thought I'd ever get to play in the Lost Basketball Courts of the Pharoahs...
Symon_S:
Time at the bar!
TomR:
"Puff the Golden Dra-gon...."
Symon_S:
Damn, I've been rejected by Reader's Digest
Xaos:
My phallic symbol is bigger than your phallic symbol
Belgarath:
"Now that the prenuptual contracts have been signed. When's the happy day your getting married."
Capt._Nigel_Kellar:
"Did you see that? I grabbed his wallet. He didn't feel it! Ha!"
G'Kar_Junior:
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton ....
Symon_S:
Stupid hat night was last night?
Gammet:
"'Rub-a-dub dub. Thanks for the grub. Yay God.' OK, we can eat now"
Xaos:
Need help? Earthforce against you? Call the Equalizer!
Gammet:
"Confirmed, Enterprise, you're cleared for docking on... oops, never mind"
trurl:
No, no, no... it's "slow, slow, quick, quick, *dip*."
cScott:
The network premiere of "Police Acadamy: 2070AD"
Belgarath:
"Narf, Narf"
MrHand:
Sirhan Sirhan Cam
Minarvia:
"Red Dwarf's Rimmer has found out that is on the wrong set."
StevePogo:
"This is absolutely the last time I take a demonic hellbeast to the prom!"
flyingsquirrels:
For times when you don't need to have diarrhea...
Captain_Spunky:
In yet another sign he's slowly going senile, Alwyn mistakes his medical scanner for a death ray.
StevePogo:
I don't think there is someone at the door. Why do you keep saying that?
Desscribe:
"They may outnumber us...but my powers will equalize the odds. [pause] Why does everyone laugh when I say that?"
Captain_Spunky:
"Dang! Your telling me 'Friends' got preempted by this guy!?!"
Desscribe:
"Everybody sing! I fell into a burning ring of fire..."
Gammet:
"Ooh! That one blowed up real good!"
TomR:
"Please! In the name of decency, no more Mike Brady speeches!"
cScott:
"Galen, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Alwyn, but didn't the Shadows go beyond the rim?"
flyingsquirrels:
Are you sure that you can get the viagra?
Joel_B:
Yes, if you can get the Propecia.