cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 106: "The City on the Edge of the Well of Forever"


Mystic9:
"The IRS caught up with me!"


Joel_B:
I'm not just a member, I'm the President for Psi-Club for Men...


cScott:
"Hey guys, guess what?... I traded the ship for this really cool rock..."


Captain_Spunky:
This Sunday on Fox: "When Pet Rocks Attack!"


Gammet:
"...And then we fly down the thing in the death star and blow it up. It'll be so cool."


Joel_B:
Don't think of this as a cheap seduction, think of it as *me* getting laid.


TomR:
Yo! Barkeep! Brewski over here!


cScott:
Meanwhile, Galen's fascination with snowglobes continues unabated...


G'Kar_Junior:
"McSpoo's?"
"Nah, last time I was there the McSpookin' Sandwich gave me gas ..."


Kogh:
"Just wait, one day there'll be a locked door they need me to open,and then I'll show them I'm essential to the cast!"


G'Kar_Junior:
"OK, so Gideon's got toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Try not to laugh. Do NOT look at it ..."


Dureena2:
"You should really have a bathroom installed in your flyer, Galen, you can't keep coming back here."


Delenn2258:
"The Attack of the Killer Jelly Fish"
Coming to your theater soon.


TomR:
Let's go to your place -- Dr Evil is complaining.


Xaos:
Why yes, they are Bugle Boy jeans


cScott:
.oO("Did I leave the gas on?...")


Mystic9:
"No, wait! If you look at it from this angle, it isn't such a horrible buzz cut...Galen?"


MrHand:
"First, they're lower down. And second, I already had my physical this year..."


G'Kar_Junior:
"... and one last thing. The 'BeeGees' haircut went out of style CENTURIES ago!"


TomR:
Welcome to the Lucky Duck Casino!


cScott:
These are the voyages of the USS Freudian...


Minarvia:
"You never know when the Funnel Cakes come from."


Kogh:
Here's my stool sample, doc...


cScott:
...and in other news, a terrible fire continues to rage in hyperspace today...


Tinplate:
"Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore!"


TomR:
"Tell us, President Sheridan, about that intern...."


cScott:
Xanadu... Stately home of Charles Foster Kane...


Delenn2258:
I think we found the *real* bullet that killed JFK; the *Psi Corps* conspired to assassinate him!


cScott:
"Galen, honey... recess is over. It's time to come inside now..."


Ginkgo:
"If I find you rifling through my underwear drawers one more time looking for so called 'alien relics', you're going to know the true meaning of the word 'misery'!"


Mystic9:
"One of us is facing the wrong way in this elevator, and it isn't *me*!"


Xaos:
This is my "pensive" look that I perfected on the set of Emanuelle in Space


MrHand:
"What do you think we should do, Bob Seeger?"


Delenn2258:
I'm me-el-l-lti-i-ng-ggg......


Captain_Spunky:
"Oh darn it, I just remembered where I put Matheson a couple weeks ago!"


Kogh:
As you can tell by my varied facial expressions and my stentorian tone of voice, I'm acting determined.


Delenn2258:
Look, it's your action figure!


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