cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 105: "Each Night I Dream of Homicide"


Minarvia:
Here we see Red Dwarf breaking light barrier.


Elsewhere:
"You're kidding...those are real?"


Delta_Dave:
"You see, Captain. I am here to get in your way and make unreasonable demands of you and your crew and even try to order you to do idiotic things. I'm a plot device employed rather successfully in many "Star Trek" episodes."


cScott:
...and all this time, I thought Soylent People were GREEN...


Elsewhere:
"You know Matheson, you're a lot more attractive than I thought..."


Delta_Dave:
Somehow, an extremely sexist comment about women Starfury pilots seems appropiate here..............


Delta_Dave:
"With all due respect Senator, Max Eilerson fills the role of "pain in my ass" on this ship quite nicely! I don't need you doing it too!"


Xaos:
I came to ask you about (voice drops to a whisper) V-I-A-G-R-A...


trurl:
Not tonight. I have a headache.


Echinemon:
Captain, Earthdome says we are not, repeat not, cleared for a victory roll.


North_Star:
"I am SicFi," Richard Brason.


Galen'sSnowglobe:
"Dammit, Captain, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, what the hell, where's the damned Medlab...?"


Captain_Spunky:
"Hey, what is my wife doing on one of Gideon's 'Special Collection' data crystals?"


Elsewhere:
"Woohoo! Free beer!!"


trurl:
Not tonight. I have a headache.


DeClawed:
"Even if I was the best plastic surgeon in the universe, I couldn't make you look like this-- sorry..."


Wardogg26:
"those precious little enzymes always make me cry."


Delta_Dave:
"So, Captain, you're telling me that lame ass line you just used on me has actually gotten you laid?"


Captain_Spunky:
When he found out that his dentist for that day would be Mad Doctor Tibbs, a twice escapee from a Brazilian death row, he knew he was in trouble.


Minarvia:
"Ops, I just crashed the system."


Captain_Spunky:
"And the winners of the pumpkin-carving contest are Gideon, Matheson, and the evil Dr. Stephen Franklin from a parallel universe!"


cScott:
This laser-pointer fad is getting WAY out of hand...


Gammet:
"Should I make the comment about the Battle of Endor, or do you want to?"


cScott:
::To cure the Drakh Virus, press 1. To spread the Drakh Virus, press 2.:: BEEP ::Thank you for choosing to spread the Drakh Virus. Have a nice day.::


Lochley04:
"I know I don't have great driver's record, but I really need to borrow the car!"


Minarvia:
"Yo! Adraia! I did it!"


Elsewhere:
"So anyway, you add a bit of steak spice...not too much, just a pinch..."


trurl:
.oO Every time they jump to hyperspace the damn septic tank backs up.


Lochley04:
"Who says running away doesn't solve your problems?"


Minarvia:
"I fallen and I can't get up!"


cScott:
Years later, the ghost of Dr. Stephen Franklin still haunted the set...


Minarvia:
"Do you think that the Doctor will mad snice we stole his tardis?"


Xaos:
Hit by a fit of nostalgia, Dr. Chambers watches some of B5 episodes.


Minarvia:
Hay were the Babylon 5 sword and shild logo at?


Captain_Spunky:
"Who knew that Thigh sculptor of your's could not only get you in shape, but could also cure the plague, wrap up all other loose plot ends, and make Galen's hair grow out again?!?"


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