cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies


Crusade Episode 102: "This Do In Memory of War"


Wardogg26:
"Today at Mars colony 3, the new arrival of Excalibur trading cards at the local hobby shops caused mass riots and protesting groups that had to be dispersed via narn tear gas."


Minarvia:
"Captain the Scrubbing Bubbles have been relased."


Immora:
"That's it, WHAT are you looking at?!"
"Well, Captain... there's a giant booger stuck to your right nostril..."


drastic:
Make sure the jedi are all wiped out! The dark force controls you now........


Delta_Dave:
" Give ME greif about my bald spot, eh? Well, that's what the hood's for!"


Xaos:
The bad thing about this mission is the only channel we get is Drakh-Engineered Shadow Virus TV


cScott:
They really shouldn't have waited this long to tell him that Crusade was cancelled...


trurl:
I'll trade you the peanut butter and jelly for the tuna.


Inquisitor:
"I may be a telepath, but that doesn't mean I can read your palm."


Delta_Dave:
Having lost the staredown contest with Eilerson, Gideon tries a match against Galen.


Xaos:
The Blue Angels are a much less elite group in the future


Delenn2258:
"I can't see the forest for the trees"


G'Kar_Junior:
Actually, it wasn't technomage nanotech that set everyone off. In this scene, Eilerson can be distinctly heard saying, "Grab my bags, boy."


cScott:
So THAT's what they grow in a penal colony!


Minarvia:
[Insert "Leged of Zelda" music here.]


Delta_Dave:
dureena nafeel: sex kitten


Gammet:
"Hey, that's a plot device from 'The Dig'. What the hell?!"


Echinemon:
Apparently this race killed themselves trying to reach their ATMs


Inquisitor:
"I spent three hours trying to decipher the darn thing before I figured out it was a suppository."


trurl:
For a good time call Nefertiri at Aswan 5-1500.


Wardogg26:
"And if you order now, we'll throw in a haunted dead planet for only $29.99!"


Inquisitor:
"You had too much garlic for dinner again, didn't you?"


Xaos:
"He's dead"
"Let me know if there's any change in his condition"


cScott:
"I want to apologise to Gideon's Mom, and Max's mom, and Dr. Chamber's mom... It's all my fault... I should've told them..."


Delta_Dave:
"Yes! Now you too can scan yourself and loved ones for deadly viruses and other nasty bugs with Microsoft's Home Doctor 2269!"


Delta_Dave:
" No! You can't hold it! It's MY staff!"


cScott:
Galen steadfastly refused to go into the Abyss of Unspeakable Evil until Gideon double dog dared him...


Wardogg26:
"I'm going Narn hunting, wanna come?"


Xaos:
Do you like my assless chaps?


Elsewhere:
"Hey look, guys, Night of the Living Dead's on! But where's Pat Tallman??"


Minarvia:
"Check out the speakers out on that sound system!"


Delta_Dave:
"Hey, Galen! You got a bug on your shoulder! Watch me shoot it off!"


Minarvia:
"This has been a reactment of the 1970's New York City Power Outage."


Xaos:
"My God! This is the worst case of crabs I've ever seen!"


Xaos:
Galen continues to ignore Chambers' advice that the off-the-shoulder look went out with Flashdance


Wardogg26:
I had to beat the local 300 pound champion mud wrestler to get this back for you, Galen!


Minarvia:
"You want me to put this were?"


trurl:
Gideon never recovered. In later years he was seen talking animatedly to occasional tables and chaise longues.


Delta_Dave:
"Technomages..........do............NOT............cry!"


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