Crusade Episode 101: "Sometimes the Needs of the Earth Outweigh the Needs of the Few"
Wardogg26:
Scene from "How Gideon Got His Groove Back."
Xaos:
As God is my witness, if I catch you wanking to alien porn in my medlab one more time...
North_Star:
"Oh my God I think I am blind!"
Captain_Spunky:
"We're sorry, but the role of Valen has already been filled. We do have an opening for Delenn's stunt double, though"
Wardogg26:
"Man that is one ugly scar."
trurl:
Can I get back to you after I consult my bread box?
Minarvia:
"Tonight on the ISA most wanted.."
G'Kar_Junior:
"Dang! It's backed up again! Do you still have the plunger, Dureena?"
AMRomanov:
Duuuummm.... duuummmm... duuuuum!... DA-DUUUM!
"DAMMIT, stop humming 'Thus Spake Zarathustra!'"
StevePogo:
The crew was becoming concerned by Gideon's obsession with finding new and different alien porn.
Wardogg26:
"Damn! Forgot my PIN number!"
Wardogg26:
"Nows a good time to use the Eilerson's nerve pinch."
trurl:
In a fit of rage, Carrie Dobro puts the double whammy on TNT.
trurl:
I just put the shrimp on the barbie, mate. 'Ow 'bout a schooner while we wait?
Wardogg_26:
"Thats our prison pool, thats our prison library, and thats our prison guest house, right across from the gang fight arena."
cScott:
Even in the 23rd century, college pranks remain pretty much the same...
Xaos:
Three little mates from school are we!
Galen's_Snowglobe:
Are you sure we're on Praxis? This looks an awful lot like Ceti Alpha V...
Minarvia:
"That the last time I use a designer who just play Tertis."
Echinemon:
Wasn't it nice of Colombia to send me these free music crystals. I only have to pay the $5000 shipping.
Delta_Dave::
You're the ugliest aliens I've seen since "Alien Nation"!
Elsewhere:
"Here's an idea: shoot first, ask later?"
"Sure."
Desscribe:
"I don't get it. All those babes just SWOON over Ron Perlman, and I keep on striking out! Maybe I should start reciting poetry..."
cScott:
.oO("When I heard their 'Mozart', I thought for sure I'd found the right people... but after hearing these 'Spice Girls'... well, I think I've changed my mind.")
Inquisitor:
What's in there is the awful truth about the Hair Club for Men.
Elsewhere:
"By the way, this may be natural for you humans, but there's something really disgusting on your head..."
Minarvia:
It seems that stairing contests are all the rage on the Excalibur.
Minarvia:
"Only you can prevent starship destruction."
Delta_Dave:
"I reviewed the data the alien gave us. I thought you might be interested captain. You, um, ahem, are still looking for new alien porn, right?"
Gammet:
"The guy saved all of his culture's art and music and stories... to bad all their TV shows sucked"
Xaos:
Ewww, I thought I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought aboard.
trurl:
I should've listened to my mom. She always said my face would freeze like this someday.
Xaos:
A data crystal with "Poke A Narn Ass"? I've been wanting to see that one forever!
AMRomanov:
"Um... you know how you kept offering to find my keys if I lost them?"
Minarvia:
Two second after hearing another one of Captain Gideon's Mike Bready speech, Dureena through that knife at him.