cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies

"I Serve the Drakh"

by Londo Mollari

Lyta and G'Kar are searching
For a new teep planet
His new fame is spreading
But he hopes that he outran it
I know he'll return here
Please don't ask me how
Me, I do the only thing my keeper will allow

I serve the Drakh
I serve the Drakh Drakh

Garibaldi's married now
Running corporations
All the while in secret he's
Making preparations
One day he'll face Bester
Which is really frightfully bold
Me, I just do everything exactly as I'm told

I serve the Drakh
I serve the Drakh Drakh
I serve the Drakh Drakh Drakh
(it's intimidating)

Dr. Franklin's back on Earth
Named his own successor
It's too bad he's not here
Or he could be my confessor
Even if he knew the price I paid
I'm still afraid biology
Would be too late to have a chance of saving me

I serve the Drakh
I serve the Drakh

Number One has stayed behind
Living on the station
That gives her the perfect way to get information
She runs Covert Intelligence
A job that has its own expense
I could never face it all with such agility

I serve the Drakh
I serve the Drakh
I serve the Drakh
(I can't forget it)
(intimidating)
(I'm a weak puppet)

Lochley, Vir, and Zack, and Corwin
All familiar faces
What I wouldn't give if I could
Be there in their places
Living life with no outside control
I wonder if they know
How really wonderful it is that they can live so free

I serve the Drakh (myself)
I serve the Drakh

Sheridan and wife Delenn
Soon will have a baby
My instructions were quite clear
There's no "if", "and", or "maybe"
Give a gift they can't refuse
One day their child will be of use
I can not risk feelings of sentimentality

I serve the Drakh
I serve the Drakh
I serve the Drakh I serve the Drakh I serve the Drakh I serve the Drakh
Serve the Drakh Serve the Drakh
I serve I serve I serve I serve
Serve the Drakh
(keeper keeper)
(keeper keeper)
(well you can't get it off of you man)
(keeper keeper)
(hope you get to stop them man)
(if you going to stop them, really stop them)
(i won't ever get to run away)
(come serve the Drakh)
(the Drakh will rule your world man)
(they'll be waiting they'll be waiting)
(keeper)
(keeper keeper)
(puts the fear in you man)
(I deserve it ya know)
(everybody yes everybody yes everybody)
(keeper keeper)

from Episode 522: "Objects at Risk"