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"Creepy Vorlon Eyes"

by Lyta Alexander

to the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes

She's been psi enhanced, she's a teep surprise
He never had a chance, she's got creepy Vorlon eyes
She knows just what he's thinking, there's no need to think twice
Who knows how far she'll go, she's got creepy Vorlon eyes

When he's dreaming, he'll be screaming
While within his mind she's scheming
She shows visions, with intentions
To promote the right decisions
She makes Garibaldi precognise, with her creepy Vorlon eyes

She's sitting on his bed, it's very late at night
She's messing with his head, she's got creepy Vorlon eyes
She tests her powers on him, he wakes up once or twice
She says it's just a dream, she's got creepy Vorlon eyes

But she knows who, she can go to
So her plans for the teeps can go through
She's ambitious and she wishes
Now to make a proposition
'Cause G'Kar thinks she's a prize, she's got creepy Vorlon eyes

With the promise, of a home space
She'll help Narns have teeps of their race
Now a deal's sold, but which he's told
Won't involve her pleasure threshold
Still G'Kar thinks she's a prize, she's got creepy Vorlon eyes


from Episode 516: "Darkness, Ascending a Staircase"


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