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"Narns with Bats"

by N'Smith

to the tune of "Men in Black" by Wil Smith



Here come the Narns with Bats

It's the N.B.S.
Uh, here come the N.B.S.

Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats)
They make sure you remember

Now now now
The good guys carry bats remember that
Just in case you're reading news one day and hear *THWACK*THWACK*
There's no return address...N.B.S.
Means that the pun was bad, there's no contest
So don't groan
Think that was bad? It goes on
With jokes in the rec newsgroup zone
Stuff of legends just a rumour
Guard against really bad Internet humour
But though we ain't in no net database
We stay on the case
From us there's No Hiding Place
Post something strange?
Watch your back
Cause you never quite know where the N.B.S. is at
Uh and...

Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats)
Internet defenders (uh uh, uh oh, oh oh)
Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats)
They make sure you remember (make sure you remember)

Uh uh, uh uh, now
Now from a message '94 I think
They were created, (blink blink then a wink wink)
Messages loom, it's our impending doom
But then it's *BOOM* and Narns fill the room up
Through locution, their retrobution is
Like E-Muggers, with their "Sluggers"
Painful homilies bring you to your knees
It's the N.B.S.
Can I please
It's what they say that's the way they earn it
Ya know what I mean
I say until they learn it, we turn it on 'em
We're your first, last and only line of defense
Against the worst jokes on the Internet
So don't fear us, cheer us
If you ever get near us, don't jeer us
We're fearless
N.B.S. wielding their baseball bats
Now who is that?
Narns with Bats.

The Narns with Bats
The Narns with Bats

Let me see ya just swing it with me
Just swing with me
Just swing it with me c'mon
Let me see ya go *WHAM* with me
Go *WHAM* with me
Go *WHAM* with me c'mon
Let me see ya try a *THWACK* with me
Just *THWACK* with me
Try a *THWACK* with me c'mon
And make your bat work
Now swing

Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats, yeah)
Internet defenders (oh oh, ooh ooh, oooh)
Here come the Narns with Bats (Narns with Bats)
They make sure you remember (no, no oh)

Alright check it
Let me tell you this in closing
I know we might seem imposing
But trust me it's not that we demand perfection
What we do is for your own protection
Cuz we see puns that should not be told
And we hear some jokes that are pretty old
But before you laugh
Remember Refa's trap
Watch out for those Narn dudes
Cuz that's the Narns with
That's the Narns with...

Here come the Narns with Bats (here they come)
Internet defenders (internet defenders)
Here come the Narns with Bats (oh, here they come)
They make sure you remember (make sure you remember)
Here come the Narns with Bats (oh, here they come)
Internet defenders (oh oh, oh oh, oh oh)
Here come the Narns with Bats
They make sure you remember



from Episode 320: "Caught Between a Rock and a Hiding Place"


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