cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies

"Turning Minbari"

by the Valens

I got a letter
Said where to go
It was from Valen
How did he know?
It was addressed to me 900 years ago

I finally realise
My destiny
I know exactly
What I should be
You see the letter I received was sent by me

Picked up a signal, from Sector 14
And it appears to be from Babylon 4
It must be doing that funky time thing
Just like it did back when we went there before
Then I'll be turning will be turning must be turning should be turning soon

I'm turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
I'm turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so

I'll lead all Minbar, to fight the Great War
Though of Minbari I have never been born
So I will take a triluminary
To make a chrysalis so I can transform
It's got me turning I am turning think I'm turning yes I'm turning now

I'm turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
I'm turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so

To stand between the star and candle 
I'll form a new Minbari Council of Grey
All the younger races are in mortal danger
Now our only hope is to create the Rangers
Only hope

That's why I'm turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
I'm turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so

Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so
Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so  
     (think so think so think so)
Turning Minbari I think I'm turning Minbari I really think so

from Episode 317: "The Neverending War to End All Neverending Wars, Part Two"