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"Shadow Man"

by Mr. Morden

to the tune of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel



The year is 2259
And Babylon 5 is the place
And they all have bigger histories
Than a few years of peace can erase

See, the Narn have had lifetimes of slavery
Centauri's great empires are gone
Every race that is here, knows the meaning of fear
'Cause they've got lost dreams of their own

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

What do you want? I'm the shadow man
Tell me what you desire
My associates are making miracles
And forging dark wishes in fire

Londo Mollari's a friend of mine
He may not admit it's so
But when he's in a bind, well it's me that he'll find
And he tells me what I want to know
"Mr. Morden, these Narns are annoying me
They are such an uncivilised race.
And I think one day I might be Emperor
If I could put them in their place"

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

G'Kar is a true revolutionist
Who hasn't considered the cost
As he seeks retrobution, a final solution
He's probably already lost

And as Sheridan plays at diplomacy
All his allies have plans of their own
Yes, they're forming a few new alliances
But they'll always end up all alone

What do you want? I'm the shadow man
Tell me what you desire
My associates are making miracles
And forging dark wishes in fire

Well Delenn is a mere pawn of prophecy
Blindly letting her future unfold
See, she thinks in the end, that the Vorlons will win
Because that is what she has been told
And the battles will rage through the galaxy
And the races will start to collide
If they know it or not, we're the best friends they've got
Because we are on everyone's side

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

What do you want? I'm the shadow man
Tell me what you desire
My associates are making miracles
And forging dark wishes in fire



from Episode 217: "In the Valley of the Shadow of Z'Ha'Dum"


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